If even one blade hanging from the ceiling is too many, then you may want to switch out your current ceiling fans with Fanimation's retractable blade fan, the Air Shadow. It functions like a normal ceiling fan, but when it's turned off its blades tuck under the decorative lamp hanging just below. Personally, we think a regular ceiling fan's more attractive than many of Fanimation's lamp options, but then again, we're not the ones worried about how awful fan blades are in the first place.